Second Conditional

IF I WERE A BOY 

We would not have to worry when we wanted to pee, that is, we would not look at toilet cleaning, let alone notify paper. The life of our bladder would be simpler, we could even urinate almost anywhere because although it is prohibited they do.

Maybe we would ask them to stick us on the testicles to see if it really hurts as much as we presume, because up to now we do not think there is comparable pain when giving birth. Rude women are poorly seen and unappreciated by men since roughness and femininity are not associated, so maybe we would practice a sport like boxing or football.

Men have a privileged metabolism, since it is easier for them to lose weight. So you would surely eat more and everything from burgers to desserts. not I would think to be able to choose and decide to use and do.